Goal Setting

Not everyone can lead the life of me--El Pablo Real. But I have the secret to help you in your qwest to be exactly like me.

But that is your first failure. You cannot be exactly like me. Be your own Pablo. Idiot.

After you have realized this heartbreaking realization, you are ready for the secret. You must set a goal for your dreams. Weather this dream is one of the beautiful ladies or a dream of starring in a hit TV series with Jessica Alba, or a dream of the ladies, you can achive your dream (ladies).

Once you have your dream, you can focus on sending out your vibe. Begin by drinking calming foods like tropical fruit shakes. This will clear your mind.

Then do the excerices.

For example you can lay on your belly on a towel. Do not question the towel! You will get sweaty! Slowly lift your right arm and left leg. Lower your apendages, then lift your left arm and right leg. Do this in a rapid, floping motion.

Now your body is ready.

Now call Jessica Alba or the lady of your choice. Completly ingnore her like you don't care. She will want you.

Now your dream is complete. You can thank me later.

You probably don't need this advice

When you are about to kiss your lady, it is never a good idea to pull back and say in your smoky voice, "I was about to kiss you, but then I saw your face." No matter how beautiful the girl may be, she will not likely think this is the compliement you meant it to be.

This has never happened to me.

Never speak of this again.

Daily Pablo Teaching

As I always say, as long as you have a woman to love, you will be happy, or miserable, or somewhere in between. I don't always say that, that would be to make me as an imbecile, stupids! I totally had you in my trap. Who would always say that?

Nobody, you fool!

Or should I say fools. You conglomeration of internet aficionados! HAHAHHAHAA!

What’s that on your shirt? Did you look down!? You did, I know it. I would completely have you in the trap I set up for you; as you looked down I would slap your face you ninny!

So, this is my teaching for today. The moral is to never believe anyone who claims to know anything about women and keep your shirt clean, so you do not get caught unawares of a sissy slap. I am El Pablo Real, go and think on these things, my children.