Goal Setting

Not everyone can lead the life of me--El Pablo Real. But I have the secret to help you in your qwest to be exactly like me.

But that is your first failure. You cannot be exactly like me. Be your own Pablo. Idiot.

After you have realized this heartbreaking realization, you are ready for the secret. You must set a goal for your dreams. Weather this dream is one of the beautiful ladies or a dream of starring in a hit TV series with Jessica Alba, or a dream of the ladies, you can achive your dream (ladies).

Once you have your dream, you can focus on sending out your vibe. Begin by drinking calming foods like tropical fruit shakes. This will clear your mind.

Then do the excerices.

For example you can lay on your belly on a towel. Do not question the towel! You will get sweaty! Slowly lift your right arm and left leg. Lower your apendages, then lift your left arm and right leg. Do this in a rapid, floping motion.

Now your body is ready.

Now call Jessica Alba or the lady of your choice. Completly ingnore her like you don't care. She will want you.

Now your dream is complete. You can thank me later.