Daily Pablo Teaching

As I always say, as long as you have a woman to love, you will be happy, or miserable, or somewhere in between. I don't always say that, that would be to make me as an imbecile, stupids! I totally had you in my trap. Who would always say that?

Nobody, you fool!

Or should I say fools. You conglomeration of internet aficionados! HAHAHHAHAA!

What’s that on your shirt? Did you look down!? You did, I know it. I would completely have you in the trap I set up for you; as you looked down I would slap your face you ninny!

So, this is my teaching for today. The moral is to never believe anyone who claims to know anything about women and keep your shirt clean, so you do not get caught unawares of a sissy slap. I am El Pablo Real, go and think on these things, my children.